I like chocolate

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

aint-no-sunshine-when-deans-gone:

me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

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maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

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littletwistedwitch:

In which Martin is an A class player with mad game

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and Ben is a fucking nerd as usual

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mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

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"You’ve got six people in a fountain at 4:00 in the morning, who are about to embark on a journey, and they just have no idea what’s in store for them.”Matthew Perry

HAPPY 20TH, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!
—- September 22nd, 1994 —-

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id-do-it-for-free-babe:

More Gillovny because, why not?

id-do-it-for-free-babe:

More Gillovny because, why not?

wingsoutstretched:

sherlock holmes the best man who wrote a speech that reduced the crowd to tears, threatened and bribed members of the wedding party as needed to ensure things ran smoothly, taught the groom how to waltz, styled the serviettes, solved a case to prevent a crime from ruining the big day, composed and performed the music for the first dance, helped the bridesmaid hook up, and made sure the photographer took nice wedding photos before having him arrested for murder 

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glitterweave:

same

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