Sometimes I wonder what my drunk brain is thinking when I do things like buckle up empty pizza boxes so they feel safe.
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THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts