I like chocolate
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Sometimes I wonder what my drunk brain is thinking when I do things like buckle up empty pizza boxes so they feel safe.
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Sometimes I wonder what my drunk brain is thinking when I do things like buckle up empty pizza boxes so they feel safe.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

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blameaspartame:

the search is on

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Benedict Cumberbatch on Time Out London Magazine (x).
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Benedict Cumberbatch on Time Out London Magazine (x).

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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

What do we say to the god of death?

Persephone: knock knock
Hades: who's there?
Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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Not involved.

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